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Post by Dr Gillian McKeith on Feb 2, 2006 16:56:02 GMT
Bill
What is your pre work meal? Is it still four Mars Bars?
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Post by canadianlfcfan on Feb 2, 2006 18:31:10 GMT
Who is the best player you have ever played aside and againts?
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Post by Ben Dover on Feb 2, 2006 20:26:28 GMT
Dear gentle Bill,
have you ever taken your kit home and "performed" in the bedroom?
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Post by Bristow on Feb 3, 2006 13:00:08 GMT
There seems too be alot of sexual frustration in the questions i am being asked. Without wanting too sound arrogant, plenty of birds out there know (including team-mates girls) that i am a top nobber. As for sex acts in a Parbold strip then i personally havn't stooped that low yet. Ian MacKenzie let slip that when he first joined he used to wank on a regular basis, wearing just his shin pads and pantyhose.
So if anyone's partner isnt satisfied and needs a few pointers, then send them this way and i will happily help.
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Post by Dave Furnesh on Feb 3, 2006 14:05:48 GMT
;)Having said partner I take it you mean Men as well as women..........Good. My partner Elton isn't feeling satisfied lately so if you drop me a line I'll send him round pronto.  Thanks, Mr.D Furnesh |
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Post by tillidie on Feb 9, 2006 17:36:41 GMT
if you are infact homosexual  would you do Noble? and if so how ? |
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Post by canadianlfcfan on Feb 10, 2006 4:04:12 GMT
Tillidie you seem to want all the details you must be one lonley Homo.
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Post by tillidie on Feb 10, 2006 22:56:04 GMT
ANY CHANCE THERE WILL BE A JONES/MCFARLANE SNR STARTING PARTNERSHIP UP FRONT THIS WEEKEND?
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Post by lovebunny on Feb 10, 2006 23:01:16 GMT
i think a jones/mcfarlane snr front line could teach these young pretenders a thing or two !!!
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Post by Le Sulk on Feb 13, 2006 10:03:43 GMT
Mr Bristow
can you dig into your stats and see if there were any other forwards who after being shunted onto right midfield by George "The tinkerman" Lupton sulked for 75 mins but then still gave a match winning goal scoring performance?
Three Bites for the hall of Fame!!!
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Post by rimmer on Feb 13, 2006 17:09:50 GMT
Who is the worst driver out of the Mackenzie brothers bearing in mind recent motoring accidents?
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Post by Bristow on Feb 13, 2006 20:03:14 GMT
Sorry everyone for my recent absence, but i recieved a stern letter from Mr I.MacKenzie's lawyer threatening me over apparently my online bullying. I try to tell the truth but Gus cant handle the truth. Anyway on the way home from Sundays clash Mr I.MacKenzie was driving both himself and goalscorer Bristow home, when a lack of concentration near the Blue Anchor pub,( Gus was perving at some young boy walking past) lead Gus too plough into the arse end of a silver BMW. Amazingly no lives were lost and there was little damage to either car. I was shaken up by the affair but will be fit and ready for Parbold's next game.
Just before i leave i would like to defend both Jeff and Pearce after coming in for recent abuse. "couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo" was quoted from Mr Jason Heeley, whilst sulking on the wing. Too be fair they both thry hard, granted what they lack in ability and talent, was compensated for when i arrived on the pitch, just helping mates out you know.
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Post by Ant P Mac Fan Club on Mar 23, 2006 19:00:34 GMT
Dear Billy,
Following his disgraceful no show on Sunday, do you think P Mac will ever play for the Cherries again??
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Post by Bristow on Mar 24, 2006 10:41:10 GMT
He's fat he's bent his arse is up for rent .... Paul Mac. Paul Mac !
Quite frankly Paul Maca can do one, Parbold already have the more talented of the MacKenzie clan in Gus.
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Post by Ting Tong on Mar 27, 2006 15:12:20 GMT
Biwee
Wha is the most time a player no turn up for vewee important games? An wha is da club record fa this?
Lov ya lon time!
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would you do Noble?