Missing Kit ? ?

[Kit Man]

Hey guys its Julian the homo Parbold kit man here.

Just scrubbed the navy blue kit worn today and have are missing,
1 shirt (number 5)
3 shorts
1 socks

So if anyone has any kit in their own bags or homes then bring it on Thursday night please

Obviously i had to sniff the shorts worn by that hunk Lee Tirrell today and just for a laugh i had a sniff of Ian Macs XXL shorts. I soon found out that Ian doesn't wipe his chubby bum properly. Tut tut naughty boy Ian.

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Cheers Julian (sick fcuk!)

Come on - who had number 5? And what the feck were you doing with it!!

First my manager tells me he wants to hand the armband over to someone else the night before a game and now my number 5 shirt gets taken - seriously what the fu*k is going on?

[hitman10]

i have shorts(1) and socks(1 pair),ill bring them on thursday