Centre Half

[rimmer]

Well, is there any other answer?

[Lee]

i used to think it was easy but having played there its not as easy as it looks. Its not just keeping the line and trying to catch the fuckers that not too bad. The worst bit is being Tizzers masseuse for when he gets cramp.

[Gallas]

Lee - I was just about to thank you but not now!!

Between the cover provided to me from sh*t knees (when he tunrs up! ) and having to run everywhere covering your arse....is it any wonder I got cramp on sunday!! (It seriously didn't go until yesterday!!)

As for your massage skills....well they were inept and provided no comfort whatsoever!

Thank you for saying centre half isnt as easy as I make it look though!

[Gallas]

Rimmer - I've got a poll for you....hows about:

Is it easy to play?

Answer - not if you're under the fucking thumb!

See you in a few weeks anyway.

[Aquastyle Waterbeds]

Our beloved boss Sir Lee Commander as just told us of Captain Tirells cramp problems,may we suggest a waterbed to aid blood criculation and stop the problem.

As you lie in a waterbed your ankles are elavated fractionally higher than your pelvis which aids blood circulation reducing cramp. Can't do fuck all for dodgy knees though.

Yours,
Bitterly concerned staff

[Aquastyle Waterbeds]

we do apolgise because that last statement is not true,we have heard that Mr.Tirrel may not be captain after our beloved boss picked up the arm band(after Beating Muggsy to it)and saw his side through.

[rimmer]

[glow=red,2,300]Get on this Tizzer.[/glow]