Sundays Man of the match ?

[statto]

Hearing conflicting versions here, Tizzer or Jason Heeley ?

You decide !

[statto]

Oh by the way f****n fix again at the South Lancs, Parbold away at Golbourne, when Liverpool are playing again !

Too much of a coincidence, Golboure fixed the fixtures for me.

[Gallas]

Me statto!

No conflict at all....their manager confirmed it to me himself! Get in!!!!!

[Gallas]

Rimmer - as you "missed" the game (again! ) and had to watch it from the sidelines, who do you think was MOM. I mean you must have had a clear view since you were only watching and not playing due to a "bad knee".

Answer this next week sometime.... i don't expect to hear a peep out of you this week!!

[pearce10]

how is you're injury lee?a defensive crisis awaits us if you and the liverpudlians are out for next sunday....maybe paul would like to give centre half a try seeing as it is the 'easiest position on the pitch'

oh and man of the match was terry for his 10 minute cameo

[threebites]

Surely I was MOM?

[Gallas]

Threebites....where has this confusion crept in?

Back to the wing &

[statto]

At the moment the official man of the match has been awarded to Mr Heeley, only because he informed me himself via text !

But if the opposisition manager did infact give the nod towards Mr Tirrell, then the stats may have to be altered. It seems to me like another case of Mr Heeley being all out for self glory, instead of taking one for the team

Obviously Mr Heeley is paranoid and thinks that Statto has a personal grudge against him, this is not the case i actually rate you as Parbold's 15th best player, out of our 1st team squad of 17.

[threebites]

I take it all back Statto, I take it all back, can i ask who you rate less than me so I can see what ilustrious company i'm in? Will it hurt when I reach 100 cherry goals. I believe im on 89 in about 115 games,

cheers

Glory Boy!

[rimmer]

Skip, from my view on the bench, 3 Bites was a constant threat, some excellent dribbles forward and got the all important equaliser. In my opinion, he was definate MOM. It seems like a centre forward birth beckons, following another no show from Pearce and The Statue.

On my injury front, I went to the doctors to get checked out, on seeing me amble through the door he simply said, "For fucks sake Paul, just fuck off and leave me alone. Your knees are fucked. End of." I left it there.

[Gallas]

Rimmer....agree with everything you say about 3 bites and he was a worthy MOM with wayne, david and macca again in with a shout for MOM.

However....I believe statto is only interested in the official award given by the other team and not our own one?? If that is the case then I gleefully claim the MOM as mine since their manager said it to me himself at the end of the game. If that's not the case then congrats to 3 bites.

Before you say anything....yes it would be my first for a while and yes I am desperate! I'd only have about another 7 before I catch up to Macca...game on!!!

Surely given your frequent visits to the doctors with your big shi*e knees....the doc should now visit you rather than you visit him. In fact just make your living room a doctors surgery...get nelly along to visit....happy days!

[Parbold Till I Die]

Can any body remember when we last went three games unbeaten?

I would sure like to know, to add to my wall of knowledge in my room.

[rimmer]

Funny you should mention that Tiz, the Hardman/Mackenzie wing of Fazakerley Hospital is being opened this weekend by non other than Darren 'Sicknote' Anderton.

It will specialise in twisted socks and strained boot laces.

It's already being dumbed 'The Mong Wing' by nurses nationwide.

[pearce10]

in a career of many,many lows,being called 'no show' by none other than paul mc has to rank right down there

[mystery player]

I have it on good authority that a certain Paul Maca rang their Ian on Saturday night, looking for an excuse to cry of for Sunday's game.

He only went in the end cos he was frightened of getting stick of Tizzer. ;D ;D