Slowest Player?

[Ian Mac]

I'm not happy with this slowest ever player malarkey. I would like to propose the following players and ex-players participate in the 'Alder Lane pitch length dash' to determine the award:

Lane 1: Me
Lane 2: Dave Mulville
Lane 3: Jenky
Lane 4: Gary Miller
Lane 5: Doddy
Lane 6: David Healey

I believe then, and only then, will the title of slowest player be revealed.


Editors Note: Fred Done has just announced they are taking no more bets on Dave Mulville - and I've never seen a poor bookie!

[lunch box linford]

this is a joke. you have got a slowest players list and no where on that list is flemo!!! a joke, a complete fecking joke. who ever wins the title just know it will be meaningless unless flemo is included!