Friendly

[threebites]

Gents

I have provisionally arranged a friendly at home v Woodstreet on July 26th. They are currently playing in the business houses 2nd div after being promoted from the 3rd last year.

We played them at their pitch last season and it ended in a 4-0 defeat however it was 1-0 for a while until Doddy went in and we conceded within 20 seconds of his arrival and they went on to score two more late on!!

Let me know if that suits everyone, still waiting for confirmation but has been verbally agreed

[lee]

I can't make it,I go away that weekend for 2 weeks. When I come back I have a team in Manchester playing in Wythenshawe Prem division who want a friendly,I used to play for these and I wind them up that we are much better so if do go ahead need all the "stars" for this one,no date has been fixed but because of distance needs to be Sunday game

[pearce10]

see the official site for friendly details gents

[Ex no8 Furlong]

I am looking forward to games pre season, having just come back from a 2 week break in the Carribbean my back feels good as new.

Obviously with 24 hour a day all inclusive I have come back even heavier than previously and have a stomach that looks similar to Pearce's arse, heavy.

I have bought a footy and will be seen kicking it around the field by mine wearing a bin bag under my top to shed the unsightly pounds.

I fully expect to be at my fighting weight in a month, if fighting weight includes medically obese.

Adios.

[Tizzer]

Ive been training hard all summer.

Ive gone from 3 pies in a minute to 4 pies now.

I will be there blowing for tugs in the 2nd minute of our first game.

And yes my thighs have gone even bigger

[The Real Tizzer]

Absolutely outstanding whichever one of you fuckers posted under my name (and I do have my suspicions)!

As some of you will know, it cant have been me who posted that last night as at the time of posting....I was out practising armbars, chokes, elbowing the fuck out of people....a fate which may behold you, you fake Tizzer wannabe, once my sources inform me as to your real identity!

And for the record, I was doing 4 pies in a minute when I was 12...Im way ahead of that these days!

No arguments with the blowing for tugs comment!

My thighs? Well all you heterosexual guys just love em don't ye!!

I may reply to myself later.

[Julian loves Dicks]

I reckon Tizzer is gay.

[Tizzer]

So is your daddy...bitch.

[David]

Word on the grapevine is there is a new red kit and we have ditched the italian one? any pictures to put up lee? or a website link to see it

[lee]

Sorry David,not yet,business has been quiet and so far had a bad summer so not been able to complete kit yet,the credit crunch has caught up with us too now

[Wacko Jacko RIP]

You better be shittin me Lee

Commander of the team i say

[Jonathan Kelly]

Nothing To Sayyyyy At Alll, Nothing To Say That Mattersss ;D I Think We Shud Play In The Real Madrid Jerseys!

[David]

johno hiw did u find this forum haha??? broken ligaments gettin to ya haha.

lee why dont we all just pay 20 each n order one its easier and every one gets to choose then dont they, pearce should collect the oney isnt he the treasurer

[macca]

I Have Joined The Revolution!! Wot Up My Soccer Colleagues ;D I Congratulate Young Heeley On Getting Player Of The Year Award & Also Mugsy On Becoming Vice-Captain! Respect, I Am Still Considering My Options For The Up Coming Season. But I Would Like To Say I Have Had A Great & Exciting Time And Am Proud To Say i Wore The Parbold Colours!

See You All Soon
Peace

[parbold ultra]

considering you're options?
you cheeky young scamp,you wont do any better than parbold and you know it....see you there on the 26th july you scruffy headed dweeb