Is Bristow cracking up?

[Dr Pepper]

I'm concerned that current Parbold assistant manager Bristow may be crumbling under the pressure of handling the crop of Parbold superstars as they bid for promotion.

Firstly he was out partying until the early hours of Sunday morning; drinking, smoking and leaking club secrets to known Parbold Ultras Ian 'Jenky' Jenkins and Tommy 'Sausages' Good. Allegedly his dropping of Pearce was influenced by these two boo-boys.

Secondly, he hauled off young David Heeley after he expertly slotted a penalty away. A move which saw the winger remove his shirt in digust.

Later in the game he was seen photographing young right back Stephen Sudbury whilst he had his shirt off!

The final piece of this worrying jigsaw came when he claims to have had a blank text message off former player Paul Mackenzie, and then proceeded to rant about being (quote) the greatest coach in Parbold history.

I hope he manages to control himself over the coming few days as Parbbold have a huge cup game on Sunday against arch rivals Golbourne. The Cherries can ill afford to have a psychologically disturbed man at the helm during these next few crucial games.

[Ewok]

Well i knew this would happen.

Sunday 27th September 2009:

PAUL MACKENZIE returns as a player for Parbold FC after being suspected of suffering from a severe tumbmark on his head. It also happens that Parbold have made their best start to a season ever. Would he have re-signed if we were struggling ?

Sunday 4th October 2009:

After 1 week only PAUL MACKENZIE cant make this week due to some cock & bull story.

I suggest we hold a whip round to buy Maca some much needed BALLS

[rimmer]

Can I just clear up that I'm not actually looking to play at all as, like I said when I packed in, my knee is fucked. I'll be there as much as possible to watch and support, and if in dire need there comes a time when I'm required to I'll come on. But in all seriousness, I doubt that will happen as t