I WOULD LOVE TO PAY

[PARBOLD FAN]

Hi Guys,

I am keen on playing soccer on a weekend. I am not very good but I understand that has never stopped you signing people in the past.

I live in parbold and follwed you from a distance.

I know you had a player called Gus, who was very average.

When do you train and were do you play?

Is George Lupton still running the show?

Cheers lads

[terry obrien]

Hi Parbold fan,you sound like the new blood we are looking for to reform the once great Parbold FC,alas lots of the players have since relinquished their testicles so we are unlikely to fill an 11 man starting line up,never mind an 18 man squad,in fact we would probably struggle to field a 5-a-side team...im afraid the ship has sailed for the Parbold juggernaut