Follically challenged team?

[Journeyman]

I am thinking of moving to live in Parbold

I have concern. Having looked at your teams profiles I am concerned with the lack of hair on display (apart from Mr Lupton whose blonde locks are somewhat fetching).

Does living in Parbold make you bald?

[canadianlfcfan]

no i thinks its the pressure of playing for Parbold.
if you like your hair stay away