The Clothes Show

[Jeff Banks]

Any word on the dress code for the presentation evening?

Skip, have you sorted out the club ties?

[skipper]

Gentlemen...

There are 20 club ties on order which are to be picked up on Monday.

The ties will be issued on a first come first served basis. They are cherry and white diagonally striped.

They normally retail at £49.99 but as skipper, my promotional offer to you will be £12.99.

You have until 5.00pm on Sat the 20th to come get one before I leave for my "loosener" drinks.

Any unused ties will be returned to the maker at great cost to the club and myself so I expect all first teamers (and you Pearce!) to be buying one!

[Three Bites]

I trust one tie has been set aside for the new club goal scoring record holder?

[skipper]

Three Bites

You are the Parbold goal-scoring record holder and deserve a lof of credit but ties will be issued on a first come first served basis to those willling to part with 13 english pounds. Since you are away, you're chances of receiving a commemorative tie look slim!

The only ties reserved are the 5 for the record breaking defence. Cav will default in if Austin can't make it!

[furlong]

El Skippo, are these ties the pure silk championship winning ties that I have read all about in the local press? And luxurious ties at that.

I must have one! And I have the cash after signing an exclusive deal with The Mirror for my view on the World Cup. £40 grand for saying England are gash!

How do I claim my tie? Oh, and I only want one if it's statutory club suit.

[Li Tie]

Skipper, were do you reside? I must have a club tie.

[a player]

tizzy were can i pick a tie up from biefore saturday?

[skipper]

Evening gents

I've got the ties in ours so you can either pick them up from ours or Ill drop some off at the McKenzie household or Ill bring them with me on Saturday. Either text me or Gus or put a message on here. Ties confirmed so far are me, gus, paul mac, george mac, billy, austin, jonah and furlong.

Just to let you know Pearce has refused a club tie on the basis that he only wears red when playing footy...I tried to explain that they were in fact cherry and white but he wasn't having it! Disgraceful!

[player]

the man should be proud to wear the cherry and white at all times

[Number 7]

I'd love a tie Tiz. Can you pass to Gus? Can I pay you Saturday?

[Oi]

Number 7 - Before you get a tie can you please return the missing number 7 shirt?

[Desparate and tieless]

;DMy Captain, ;D

Please post you mobile number and your address in order that those of us who dont have your number and/or dont know were you live can pick up a club tie (do it for the club)

Many Thanks

Desperate and tieless

[Alberts Groupie from Millys]

Are all the boys suited and booted for Saturday? I'd love to see Albert in a suit. Preferably out of it, but we can't have it all can we?

[skipper]

Desperate and tieless...you've got more chance of Pearce scoring with his left foot than me posting my mobile no and address on here! I'll give Gus some ties tonight when I see him so you can pick them up off him. If its easier to get to ours for some of you...get my number off Gus, Paul Mac, Big jay, Pearce, Austin or 3 bites. Ill also be bringing ties with me on sat so you can get one then if you cant be arsed gettin to mine or gus's.


No 7 Ill pass yours to Gus tonight aswell....just pay us sat or whatever...cheers.

[Georgio Armani]

What shade of suit are we going to wear? it will be good if we are all in the same shade.

Light grey, black, navy, yellow or denim (for George)

Any ideas?