2008/09 squad numbers

[Statto]

No real changes but here they are;

(Age in bracketts) then apps/goals

* indicates a real stat and not a piss take

1. Jay McFarlane (33) 175/4
2. Steven Fleming (24) 123/15
3. Paul Jones (40) 163/5
4. Neil Hardman (26*) 64/7
5. Lee Tirrell (31) 100/2
6. Paul MacKenzie (29) 199/32
7. Peter Duffy (29) 229/52
8. Lee Commander (42) 124/39
9. Jason Heeley (32) 98/76
10. Michael Pearce (31) 106/36*
11. Stewart Furlong (29) 189/17
12. Tom Davis (?) 15/7
13. Peter Dodd (29) 16/0
14. Stephen Duffy (32) 30/10
15. Ian MacKenzie (31*) 76/3
16. Steven Cavanagh (?) 31/5
17. Billy Bristow (32) 272/4
18. David Heeley (18) 42/5
19. Chris Norris (31) 81/2
20. Jeff McFarlane (33) 109/42

[Doddy]

I note that I am the only player in the squad not to have scored a goal. Even Tiz has scored more than me. I will score next season I promise.

[furlong]

I didn't know I'd scored as many as 17 goals for the club. 17 scorchers I may add!

[dick dastardly]

squad numbers will mean nothing unless someone steps up to help with running of the club boppers....its time to step up to the plate!as you're all a bunch of fat fuckers its something you should all be used to!

[rimmer]

All posts that needed filling in the club have now been taken up, so thanks to those who offered and those who are doing jobs next season. I would hope the rest of you will be the first lads out there with the nets, corner flags and taking the kit home to wash next season.

On my own future at the club, I should be available for a various games throughout the season, but this will depend on my Blackpool responsibilities. I know it's not ideal to have someone like that at the club (there one week and not the next) but I'll be there whenever possible.

[Skip]

F*ck off Doddy! It could be worse though....i haven't been given credit for my pre-season friendly goal of 3 years ago either so Ive actually scored 3! Tell you what, if you bitch slap someone this season on par with the one you gave Birchy, I will let you have my 3 goals credited to you!!

Statto - I think you missed off an asterix against Jonah to indicate that his stats are also not a piss take. 5 goals??? Hmmmm!!!