sex tourists !

[Ivor Biggin]

As a person conected with the club, it has come too my attention that several first team players (Pearce, I.Mackenzie, P.MacKenzie, Norris, Tyrell, Molehill) and reserves (Jenkins, who made a brief and instantly forgettable appearance) are going to Prague as sex tourists.

As a concerned diplomat of PFC i have warned these players that prostitutes and rent boys (for I.Maca) will sell there stories too the press, and that they could drag the clubs name through the mud.

These seedy lot wont stop here as well, i hear on the grapevine that in the summer they are travelling with G.Glitter tours too the Phillipenes.

Its a bad day for the family club that is Parbold F.C.

[canadianlfcfan]

LoL horny bastards

[Formby STD clinic]

Despite Gus being unable to "pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head," may I simply remind him not to let all his good work go down the drain after his 3 month stint on the sex offenders list late last year, in which he worked so hard to convince the general public and valued members of the education fraternity that he was indeed "safe" and simply a jaded and misguided man tired of continuous rejection.