points deduction

[league official]

Dear Sirs,
it is with regret that i must inform you of a 3 point deduction we will be registering against you're team following the playing of an ineligible player in last weeks 4-2 victory over golbourne.Whilst the team sheet listed a 'lee tirrell',it comes to our attention that golbourne were not awarded a penalty throughout the 90 minutes,therefore lee tirrell could not have played.The adjustment will be made in due course ;D

[Gallas]

I thought this might be Paul for a second as it has his stench all over it but I realised he wasn't there last week and he's now actually been put down so surely it can't be him !

Whoever you are, you faceless nameless bastard....name your self and step into the void left by ar*e lickers demise...er sorry retirement!

I await you getting a set of bollocks! I just hope you haven't got an other half who keeps them locked up like some of our recently retired players!

[rimmer]

Let me just say, the reason Tizzer gave away so many spot kicks is that he very rarely had tackles to make, what with being given immense cover in front of him , and so was greatly out of practice when forwards went through.

No wonder his tackles often led to a pen.

Having said this, I didn't make the previous comment.

[Cherries die hard]

Shit myself then cocksuckers ! actually thought we had lost points

[Gallas]

Gang of twots!