where is statto

[concerned]

I know we were below par but is statto putting his marks on here

[wally street]

i belive if we find the people who used to keep this site updated then we might find statto aswel,, as they seemed to disapear from this site together a long time ago! we want ratings,, match previews,, match reports and player ratings!!!!! does anyone volunteer to write a match preview for this sunday and a report after it??? then we can send it on to the mysterious site keepers to uplaod rather than putting all the work on their toes? make it a weekly thing??? jus a thought.

[rimmer]

I heard Statto has been busy cleaning up the spew off his bedroom floor.

Apparently he went out for a few pints on Friday night and when he arrived home at 12pm, he promptly vomited all over the gaff. Mrs. Statto has since been in touch with the following Statto Stats:

This is the third time in the last five that Statto has spewed after a night out.

He is currently the leader of the Spew Board in the house with 13 so far this year.

He only has to spew three more times to equal Swirlo's record of 16 spews after nights out in three calender months.

Needless to say, with all this vomiting, how does he retain his rotund figure

[sick fuck]

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