Water bed enquiry

[Mr Stringfellow]

Good Afternoon my lovelies

I have seen your advertisement on the front page regarding water beds. As you may or may not know, I'm a tiger in the bedroom so I would like a constant supply of water beds for my establishment to help me in my quest of bedding 1000 women before I turn 70.

If this can be done I will pay you in riches you have never dreamed of, or just get my beautiful dancers to get their norks out for you! Your call.

Dave Noble is my love child.

[Aquastyle Waterbeds]

Dear Mr Stringfellow,
Well these waterbeds will definately help you pull the women with no problem at all, in fact maybe some of our Parbold players should invest in one by the sounds of things,except Mr.Pearce of course, oh and Macca.